- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
2- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
3- There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
4- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
5- Dain Bramaged.
6- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
7- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
8- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
9- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
10- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
11- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
12- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
13- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
14- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
15- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
16- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
17- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
18- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
19- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
20- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2
21- My cat's name is mittens!
22- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
23- Act your age, not your shoe size!
24- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
25- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
26- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
27- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
28- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
29- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
30- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
31- I'm knot dumb!
32- My door is always open so feel free to leave
33- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.>>>>>>>> نك نيمي
34- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
35- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
36- I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
37- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
38- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
39- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
40- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
41- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
42- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
43- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
44- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(
45- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
46- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
47- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad
48- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
49- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
50- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
51- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
52- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
53- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
54- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
55- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
56- Be kool.. Dont go to school
57- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
58- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
59- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
موضوع: نك نيمات للمسن رووووعة 
الثلاثاء سبتمبر 18, 2007 6:51 pm
